So, when will the Phillies play? Soon. Very soon. And not a moment too soon, because I’m running out of things to yell at my TV.
They’ll play on March 28th. They’ll play in the World Series (I hope). They’ll play until your voice is hoarse and your hands are sore from high-fiving strangers.
Circle the date. Prepare your snacks. And for the love of all that is holy, don’t wear a Mets hat in Section 114. Trust me on that one.
Now, go grab a beer. The countdown has begun.
