Guess what the average person spends $10,000 on? Laundry. Yes, washing and drying clothes. That includes detergent, machines, and the sheer agony of folding fitted sheets.
You also spend $3,000 on batteries. Tiny, disposable power for remote controls and creepy singing toys. You’re funding the battery cartel.
And weddings? The average wedding is $30,000. But most people only do it once. Thank heavens. Unless you’re Elizabeth Taylor. She reportedly spent $100 million on weddings. Overachiever.