Now, hear me out: the toilet block. I know, I sound like a weirdo, but this place has the cleanest showers I have ever seen in a field. The floors are so shiny you could ice-skate in your Crocs. There are family rooms, accessible rooms, and enough hot water to dissolve a stubborn grudge.
Moreton-in-Marsh - Cotswolds Caravan Campsite | The Caravan Club
There’s also a launderette, which is a lifesaver when your toddler decides to “artistically” paint a full yoghurt pot across your trousers. And for the gadget-lovers: free Wi-Fi that actually works. You can stream a cat video while the washing machine spins, which is peak modern luxury. The only thing missing is a robot to bring you tea in bed—but the campsite shop sells real ale, so stop complaining.
The Dog Walker’s Paradise (And Yours)
If you’ve got a dog, this is basically Disneyland for canines. There’s a dedicated dog-walking field where your furry friend can chase a tennis ball until they collapse into a furry, happy pudding. The surrounding countryside is criss-crossed with footpaths that lead to nowhere special—which is the most special kind of special.
I took a walk along the River Evenlode and saw a heron that looked like it was filing a complaint about the local frog population. The air smelled of damp grass and ancient secrets. Also, a bit of cow pat, but that’s character-building.
