Morning comes, and you shuffle downstairs to the dining room. This is not a meal. This is a carbohydrate-based religious experience. The all-you-can-eat buffet includes sausages that snap, eggs that aren’t made of rubber, and hash browns that could solve world peace.
There’s also a continental section with croissants that flake like a nervous divorce lawyer. Pro tip: grab a pot of the baked beans. They’re inexplicably good, and I’m pretty sure they’re laced with something Scottish and magical.
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If you skip breakfast, you’re a monster. Or you’re just broke. Both are valid.
The Noise Factor: A Comedy of Errors
Here’s the real talk: Millburn Road is a main road. You might hear a bus or a drunk tourist shouting about Nessie at 2 a.m. But here’s the thing—the double-glazing is legit. Close your window, and the silence is so deep you can hear your own existential thoughts.
One guest complained online that the walls were thin. I think they just had loud neighbors. I once heard a man next door practicing his bagpipes for forty seconds. He was terrible. It was charming.
