So, yes, you can put vodka in the freezer—as long as it’s 80-proof or more, and you’re not expecting a solid block of ice. Do it for the smoothness, the party cred, and the excuse to buy a bigger freezer. Just don’t freeze the fancy bottle with the diamond-shaped cap. That’s for Instagram photos, not for your freezer’s sad, lonely shelf.
Now go forth, freeze that bottle, and pour yourself a shot that’s cold enough to make your eyebrows raise. You earned it. And if anyone asks, tell them the science says it’s fine. I’ll back you up—I’m right here, typing in a café, probably sipping an unfrozen vodka myself. But only because I forgot to put it in the freezer. Again. Cheers to that.
