Easter Day itself is not a bank holiday. But you get Good Friday and Easter Monday off, so you’re basically golden. It’s a technicality. A fun, pointless technicality that makes you feel like a calendar expert when you explain it at parties.
Next time someone asks, just say: “Easter Sunday isn’t a bank holiday, but don’t worry—you’ll still be drunk on chocolate by Monday afternoon.” Smile. Walk away. That’s the real Easter spirit.
Now go enjoy your long weekend. And if the bank is closed? Good. They don’t deserve your money on a day about bunnies and rebirth.
